Tuesday, December 27, 2005

Dare go bare?

So, my Christmas present from my mom and stepdad was laser hair removal on two areas. This is something on my wish list if I were to win a significant amount of money...could I be dreaming?!? I'm doing underarm and bikini. I currently have the basically bare with a small patch above on the bikini area. I am now struggling with whether I want to hang on to that patch or just let it go. It has dwindled in size over the years and after being completely removed for a couple months while I was pregnant and couldn't see enough area to leave a patch, it is a little spotty. So, I figure I'll let anyone who wants to chime in with their opinion while I try to decide;>






Dare I go bare?
Get rid of it all
Leave the patch


  

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61 comments:

Danielle said...

Your so funny gurl. Personally if it WERE ME, I would get rid of it.

Chance said...

Could you post a picture? I don't vote on things without first being educated on the issue.


Just kidding... Get rid of it all!

Skyqueen said...

Lose it!! Ya don't need it and the BIG bush will NEVER come back into style. It's just hair, I'd take as much off as the lazer chic would DO!!

I supose you could always pencil it in if you need it!! HAAAAAA!

On the other hand if you are having trouble deciding just leave it and you could just shave it when you wanted, either way...WIN WIN for you!!

Great gift!! Me, I just got more razors in my stocking :(

Anonymous said...

Or embrace the fact that you are a big skank.

Bare Bear said...

You should just embrace the fact that you're a hairy beast.

Anonymous said...

how you can post pictures of your lovely boys and then a day later, ask the INTERNET to decide whether or not you should have PUBIC hair, is beyond me.

celebrate poo-poo said...

Or embrace the fact that getting rid of the hair isn't going to make your muffin more attractive to men.

Anonymous said...

The hair isn't what causes that smell!

bare bear said...

Then again, you seem to like to attract the trashy types of guys and I'm sure they'd prefer the pre-pubescent look, so you should take it all off. It will certainly satisfy the inner child molestor in your men.

shizzle said...

why don't you just ask your NS? or any of the other men that have seen your coochie in the last 2 months - I'm sure they'd have good input!

woo's herpes said...

You know when you shave it off it causes us to flare up, why would you do that to us?

Anonymous said...

covering the coochie, makes you seem less like a hoochie!

Anonymous said...

better yet - ask your boys - they have more intellect than you do and would surely give an honest opinion - i mean, mommy's musings are out there forever for all the world to see - they should really get to weigh in now

Anonymous said...

If you shave it off, it will make the "I'm a big ho bag" tattoo show up better.

Woo's Restaurant said...

You should get a drive thru sign installed on your inner thighs. Over a billion served!

Anonymous said...

What's going to happen to all your coochie lice? Leaving all of them homeless is cruel!

Anonymous said...

if you keep the hair, then it won't be as scary when a man takes your pants off and sees what he's working with.

Anonymous said...

if you laser it off, then maybe you'll finally land that dream job at the nudie strip joint.

Bare Bear said...

No one wants to see pics of that stretched out, over-used, everybody's-hit-that snatch. Just go look at some old worn-out elastic, that'll give you an idea of what woo's nether lips look like.

Woo's Crotch said...

Would you like fries with that?

Anonymous said...

pubes are good for covering up those unsightly genital warts. keep 'em!

Bare Bear said...

Or tarter sauce?

Anonymous said...

tastes like chicken.

Anonymous said...

A bald pussy is a sure sign that a girl is a skank. Go for it, it's totally YOU!

gilbert gottfried said...

I'd hit that shit.

carrot top said...

i'd tap that shit too!

gary busey said...

You should let me shave it for you.

Anonymous said...

less pubes = less lube

Anonymous said...

You should have titled this post:
PUBIC GONE PUBLIC.

Anonymous said...

without the pubes what's a man gonna floss his one tooth with after eating out your flaky coochie?

Anonymous said...

You'd better hope the lady officiating that procedure has a surgical mask, a hazmat suit, and a stomach of steel. I just hope she knows what she's getting herself into.

Your Mom said...

No hair down there? She's been EVERYWHERE.

Anonymous said...

Go ahead and line up boys, woo will screw ANYTHING with a penis.

Anonymous said...

well she's not really that picky... one can interpret the term "penis" loosely. Pickle jar, lampshade, remote control, summer squash, vacuum hose...

Anonymous said...

Who cares what your fucking pussy looks like? I mean, guys probably close their eyes when they go down there to avoid looking at all your nasty stretch marks.

Anonymous said...

they probably hold their noses, too.

Anonymous said...

Peeling off the rotten carpet will only reveal more rotten flooring!

Navy Sweetie said...

That shit is RANK.

Anonymous said...

Woo doesn't exactly shoose the highest caliber or best-loloking or intelligent men, so they're probably ecstatic to even be in the presence of pussy, I doubt they'd be picky about it. They'll take whatever easy snatch they can get.

Anonymous said...

and easy snatch they have definitely found!

Anonymous said...

Well, when you shave off the pubes and it's all naked, the men will at least be able to differentiate between your mouth and your pussy!

Anonymous said...

maybe the neighborhood dogs will all stop sniffing your crotch and trying to hump it if you get rid of the foul smelling shrubbery.

Anonymous said...

Maybe your parents should have given you some rope to tie your legs together with. It must be awfully hard to run around after your boys when you've spent the past 13 hours with your legs spread over your head.

Or maybe they should've given you a fucking job so you can STOP MOOCHING OFF OF THEM LIKE A 12 YEAR OLD.

Anonymous said...

going hairless might help you in your quest to sexually corrupt some of your young sons' pre-pubescent friends. At least your snatch will look more like kids their age... on the surface, anyway.

Anonymous said...

Maybe she could use her long, mcnasty pubes to make a chastity rope.

Anonymous said...

You should take it all off. You can always wear a merkin when you feel like you're missing your trusty bush.

Merkin Makers - USA office said...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Merkin

Anonymous said...

your bare pussy looks like mashed rutabaga.

Danielle said...

IF I dont hear from yah, have a HAPPY NEW YEAR !!!

~D

Chance said...

Hey Anonymous,

What a jerk! You've got anger issues complicated by sexual repression. I would tell you to go F*CK yourself but you wouldn't do it. Grow up!

Anonymous said...

Hey Chance---did you know that if your hand is bigger than your face then you will be infected by Woo's herpes?

Anonymous said...

I don't need to fuck myself -- woo will do it. She'll fuck anything. And that's clearly the reason you're here -- no one else will fuck you, but since woo's a sure thing, you're just waiting for your chance, right?

chance's penis said...

I'm so lonely...

Chance said...

Hey Anonymous,
I'm touched by all of your attention, what's your IM address? We can chat and maybe get to know each other a little better. I live in North Phoenix, or EAST L.A., as I like to call it. Where do you live? I have a lot of frequent flyer miles to burn; maybe we could do something together.

Anonymous said...

Chance, I know you're lonely and all, but *I'M* not desperate, so I'll have to pass.

I can only speak for myself though, perhaps you should ask the others who have left comments here, maybe someone will feel sorry for you.

Chance said...

Anonymous,
I knew you were sitting there hitting refresh on your browser. Dude, you ARE pathetic! And believe me, I know pathetic and 50 comments on as single post is pathetic.

If you ask me, we both could use some moving on. Try not to make too much of an ass of yourself before your brain chemistry stabilizes.

I'm out.

Anonymous said...

Chance, I see you're a repressed nerd, and also married - two things I don't look for in a "man." I'm sure your wife would love to see that you're inviting anonymous bloggers to your pants! But then again, your pants are so empty you can afford to do so!

Anonymous said...

Not everyone is as pitiful and nerdy as you are, chance. You shouldn't project so much.

The comments I've posted here (and I've only posted 6 or so) have simply been a cheap form of entertainment for me. It's not the entirety of my social life like it is for you.

But really, move on. Woo isn't worth sticking up for. If you want a sure thing (like woo), go to a real hooker (a real hooker is probably cleaner than woo anyway).

Real Hooker said...

That's true.

chance's penis said...

And all this time, I thought I was a pussy...

honkeie2 said...

wow what did I step in here? I voted to lost it all. I am no fan of body hair...nasty