Sunday, October 16, 2005

OMG

Mr. Sexy and I made plans to go to Busch Gardens last night for Howl-O-Scream. We agreed just to call each other when we got there and then meet to go inside the park. Well, about four cars in front of me left to go through the gate to park, and I see a woman handing yellow pieces of paper to people and pointing past the gate...I'm thinking, "Great! They're going to do free parking since it's after 6pm."

Yeah...I was WRONG. She was handing the papers to people because the parking lots were full and everyone was being asked to turn around until people left. Guess it's just a good thing that neither one of us had made it in yet...a very good thing;>

So, we needed a plan B. We decide to grab some dinner since I was starving. We drove together and ate at a little pizza place. He drank sweet tea, which is apparently a dangerous thing for him...gives him a ton of energy to burn (as you will be able to tell later). He is a remarkable combination of cute boy and sexy man. He laughs at the silliest things (which I have been known to do as well) and then turns around and tells me how he had nearly given up hope of someone like me existing...someone cute, sweet, and well-mannered with a wild, adventurous streak.

After dinner, we decide to try to find a park or something to walk around. I start driving to where I could have sworn there was a place to get out and walk along the river, but one of the roads was closed, and I think that was probably where I was trying to get to. As I'm driving aimlessly, he decides to test my concentration skills;> I passed with flying colors...no accident, no leaving the road (or even my lane), obeyed all traffic signs, and used my turn signals every time.

I get really, really, really tired of driving, so we pull into a parking lot that seemed dimly lit and pretty empty and was a good distance from any main roads. My oh-so-severe penetration withdrawl has finally been relieved;>

I seem to have found Superman. The first session was rather lengthy, but mighty enjoyable...I was relieved six times to his one. Then, there was another session...and another...and another...all within minutes of the last and bringing another dose of relief from my horrid withdrawl. Apparently sweet tea and me are a terrific combination for him...four times in a row is not something too many men can claim as an accomplishment;>

His purpose of the evening was to spoil me, which he absolutely did...and I'm so glad I didn't try to wait it out another date or longer.

69 comments:

Danielle said...

Woo I am sooooooo happy for you!!!! Sounds like you are having a blast!

Eunice said...

I'm so glad that not only did you get some lovin', but that it was great to boot!!

Anonymous said...

Wow. You waited until the second date.
WHAT. AN. ACCOMPLISHMENT.

Buck Rogers said...

that kickas ass. I myself can go 5 but not ever one is Buck. To anonymous, Fuck off, grow some balls and put name and face with your comments.

Anonymous said...

Do you charge per hour or per orgasm? Your posts DO sound like an giant advert for a lowbrow hooker, afterall.

I honestly don't know how any self-respecting mother could behave the way you do. It's a good thing your kids aren't old enough to be ashamed of you yet.

Do you even use condoms? Probably not. Most whores don't.

Anonymous said...

Yeah, I bet if you charged, you'd earn enough in 6 months to put both your kids through Harvard!

Eunice said...

Wow, anonymous is both an asshole and a pussy. Didn't know that was physically possible...

Celebrate Woo-Woo said...

I think the anonymous who thinks I sound like a hooker is seeing the wrong type of hookers...prostitutes tend to charge for services rendered, not received. Now, if you thought Mr. Sexy should have charged me, then I could have understood your point, but to say I should charge because I was satisfied with the evening is odd to me. I didn't realize it would be commonplace to charge for having an orgasm (or many) on a guy's dick, but thanks for the tip;>

And I don't really see how my having a high sex drive that I fulfilled with a guy that I've been writing back and forth with pretty much everyday for over three weeks and have been on two dates with makes me seem like a whore. You really should have known me in high school...ah, the fun you could have had putting me down for my disrespectful behavior;>

Considering my children were in the more than capable hands of my mother and step-father and I didn't have sex in front of them or anywhere near them, I don't really see how my getting laid would be something for them to be ashamed of. For those that have been reading my blog for a while, which it seems you anonymous people probably haven't because my desire to have sex has been posted about regularly, they are glad I've finally gotten some because it is rather long overdue;>

Anonymous said...

you should quit using ;> so much in your comments and instead use this, :O

it's a better symbol of who you are.

Anonymous said...

It's the fact that you were sucking some other guy's dick while you were shooting around correspondence with this guy that makes you a whore. It's like you'll just take any cock that comes your way.

I think your kids would be ashamed if they knew their mama was screwing around in car like a 16 year old and then broadcasting details on the internet for the whole world to see.

And just because you think you're less of a whore than you used to be, doesn't mean you're still not a whore.

Anonymous said...

OH---and I like how I was called an asshole and a pussy and not a dick.

YOU are so smart. If you called me a dick then that would mean woo woo loved me.

Anonymous said...

i don't think i would've wanted to know you in high school, i probably would've caught an std.

Anonymous said...

I'M SURE THAT YOU AREN'T THE ONLY ONE HE'S DOING THIS WITH. I REALLLLLLLLLY HOPE THAT HE'S WRAPPIN' IT UP. IF NOT---YOU BETTER RUN TO THE CLINIC. SERIOUSLY.

Anonymous said...

I think what's really going on here is that you like to post about your sexcapades and then wait for all the evil comments to pour in so that you can yell, kick and scream about how it's no one's business and that no one knows what you've been through and "you should have known me back then" just so that you can justify your behavior. Why do you continue to blog about this when you KNOW that it will generate all this bullshit. You HAVE to know that some people are going to have these reactions. If you're cool w/ what you're doing then rock that cock. The only thing that seems crystal clear to me is that you LOVE all the attention and the comments (both positive and negative) that you get from talking about your sex drive-thru. So I guess I just don't want to hear any comments from you trying to make a come back, just sit there and enjoy the drama.

Celebrate Woo-Woo said...

If you missed the results of my color quiz posted on 9/29, I do like attention. Seems as though y'all like reading this stuff anyhow. Some of my blog readers that aren't afraid to put a name to their comments have made it clear in previous posts that they wanted to know when I finally got some relief.

The circumstances surrounding my escapades with Mr. Sexy are very, very different than those with Airforce drummer. I've wanted Mr. Sexy since I read his ad, and my desire for him has only grown to irresistible levels since getting to know him. You don't know anything more about him than what I've posted (which is only the juicier stuff...afterall, he is Mr. Sexy, not Mr. Nice on here;>), and I'm trying to trust my instincts with him since he deserves a chance and shouldn't be automatically lumped into a generic category of evil like my ex.

In case you hadn't realized, this post was a happy one...unlike the posts about Airforce drummer. I still don't care about the comments because it's my life and my blog and I'll do, say, and post what I please...and you can comment about it all you like, especially with this one because I didn't feel like I was just giving in to old habits...I ACTUALLY WANTED TO DO THIS! But, again, it is MY BLOG, and I will return comments if I feel like it.

Oh, and I prefer ;> over most other emoticons because most of the time I am smiling while I write (in case you hadn't caught on, I am a generally optimistic and relaxed person) and ; seems more feminine than : to me. Considering Mr. Sexy didn't get any more oral pleasure from my mouth than kissing (remember...he spoiled me), I don't think :O would have been at all appropriate for this post.

Anonymous said...

I wonder why you even blog about your sex life in the first place.

I mean, it provides endless fodder for some of us, in much the same way a particularly white-trashy episode of Jerry Springer does. But other than that, what's the point?

Anonymous said...

If he were a REAL gentleman, he would have rented a one-hour motel!!!!! or six hour...whatever it takes to rid your of your "penetration frustration" - I can't believe it was in a CAR! You are BOTH whores.

Anonymous said...

i wonder if having sex with you feels like throwing a hotdog down a hallway.

Clint said...

It's just funny that these anonymous people have such pathetic lifes that they have to comment about someone elses. Why don't you worry about your own lives for a bit, maybe then you would have a story worth mentioning. Probably not though...

Eunice said...

anonymous ~ it's her blog, and she chooses to write about her life. This is a part of her life. Had you gone back and read the archives, you'd see that this is the first time in a while that woo hasn't been sad and distraught over what is going on in her life. She's also talked about having an intense need to release her sexual frustrations, and how she wasn't just going to run out and pick up some random dude to do that with.

If she gave two shits about the kinds of comments she would get in response to her posts, she would a) remove your comments, b) disable anonymous comments, and c) stop blogging about these things. But she hasn't done any of those because she really doesn't give two shits about what you have to say because we all know that your comments are only intended to be malicious and rude and not in the least bit true. You can talk all the shit you want, but you won't break her.

Clearly, you have so much time on your hands that you have nothing better to do than to write nasty comments on other people's blogs. Get a life. At least she's out having a good time.

Anonymous said...

Welcome to Woo's crotch. Would you like fries with that?

Anonymous said...

shut the hell up, clit

Anonymous said...

hot dog down a hallway. That's rich.
And as for you anus, please don't encourage her to stop posting about what a giant slut bag she is. It's people like her that make me feel better about myself. No matter how bad things get, I still know that I'm not a separated (not divorced) mother with two children who bangs and blows everything in my path.

Anonymous said...

To the anonymous:

Putting people down, guilting them for doing things that they WANT to do for THEMSELVES is really casting you all in a horrible light. You're the bad people here, not the single mom that is working through her feelings of being left by her husband, re-entering the dating world and re-defining her own boundaries.
Go find someone else to make miserable (not that you're making her miserable-I don't know her personally, but I'm guessing that might be your intent.)

Anonymous said...

Oh-that last comment was me, Anon #3.

Anonymous said...

Well Clint, how low on the food chain are you, if you have nothing better to do than rip on anonymous people?

Maybe you should turn off the computer and go out and exercise a little, you could stand to lose a chin (or three). But hey, woo will still do you! Ugly white trash men are her SPECIALTY.

Eunice said...

Last I checked, there is only one account of woo "banging" anyone, and giving oral to another guy, which she didn't even want to do. So you are seriously misguided by saying that she "bangs and blows everything in [her] path."

I'm sorry your mommy abused you as a child and you feel the need to take it out on everyone else. Tell it to Post Secret because it's getting old here.

Anonymous said...

She didn't even "want to."

Nobody MADE her do it. It's a grand excuse though. Really....

Anonymous said...

Haha Eunice, you're soooooo clever with your 3rd grade-level put-downs. They're so effective.

I just think it's funny that the ONLY way woo's "friends" can defend her is to say things like "she's less of a whoring skank than she used to be" or "she WANTS to be an easy lay, so it's OK" or "she didn't WANT to give that guy a blowjob so it doesn't count."

She's FUCKED UP. She's setting herself up to be raped because she flaunts her sluttiness on the internet for anyone to read and she's clearly indicated (and cached away on the internet to be recorded forever) that even when she says "no" she really means "yes" and will do whatever she's being asked to do anyway.

Eunice said...

Didn't you ever learn that if you can't say anything nice, don't say anything at all?

Seriously, grow up and get a life.

the dysfunctional one said...

wow. ms. anonymous seems to be really jealous AND turned-on by your entry.

I can feel the ardor from here!

Anonymous said...

I'm not the only anonymous poster, and I'm certainly not a female.

Jealous of someone who is THAT confused, THAT immature and THAT easy? I can't imagine any woman would be.

Celebrate Woo-Woo said...

Happy to see everyone having so much fun around here.

Thanks to all of my fellow bloggers (and anon #3) for having my back;>

A male anonymous hater...hmmm, now that makes sense.

And anyone so concerned about the "whole internet world" being about to read about me...I'm sure some chic calling herself Celebrate Woo-Woo that lives in Virginia will be real easy to identify;>

Celebrate Woo-Woo said...

Oh, yeah...a woman could certainly be jealous of me if she's never had an orgasm through penetration alone, which would be about 80% of the female population, and now reads how easy it is for me to be able to do over and over and over and over...

Or if she has a low sex drive, which coule make her feel insecure about her abilities to satisfy a man's desire...

Or for being so pessimistic or judgemental that pleasure is gotten from putting down someone else that is happy...

Please don't forget that I do NOT have low self esteem, and I know there are lots of things about me for people to be jealous of...female or male;>

Anonymous said...

White trash? Check.

Easy? Check.

Non-existent standards? Check.

Poor grammar? Check.

Shitty (probably minimum wage) job? Check.

Trashy looking guys that she finds online? Check.

Hubby who doesn't love her? Check.

Stretch marks? Check.

Immaturity? Check.

Kids who will likely grow up to be embarrassed by their whore mom? Check.

STDs? Quite likely, but who wants to find out?


Yeah, you've got a LOT to be jealous of. You just keep right on deluding yourself. This blog is better than a bad episode of Jerry Springer, because it's not fake -- you really ARE this pathetic! And your sad attempts to justify yourself are priceless. I'm kind of enjoying watching a total idiot make a total clusterfuck of her already pitifully fucked up life. Keep it up!

Anonymous said...

You're right. You got me. I am SOOOOO JEALOUS that you can meet guys on yahoo. Give a blow job to one and screw another in your car.

Anonymous said...

Anon --
Immaturity? Check
A complete asshole? Check
Have no fucking life? Check
Friends? Hmmm...I would probably have to guess this one needs work.

The Jerry Spring element I see about this blog are your posts.

Anonymous said...

Hey immitation anonymous, stop copying me. Get your own commenting style. I realize that you're probably too intellectually-challenged to do so, but give it a try at least. Although I am flattered.

Woo has some really stupid friends. Birds of a feather...

Anonymous said...

Welcome to woo's snatch. Now serving number 72.

Anonymous said...

FDA Warning:

Woo's snatch may be hazardous to your health. Beware of noxious fumes, deadly viruses, parasites, seeping blisters and heavy traffic.

Anonymous said...

Anon ---

I didn't know you invented the anonymous comment!! I bet your dad is Al Gore!

Anonymous said...

Too many anon's to keep track!
--Anon #3

Anonymous said...

Immitation anonymous, that's not what I was referring to. Like I said, you clearly have a limited capacity to comprehend and your sense of humor is obviously impared. It's great that I can make fun of you, but it pales in comparison to the complete fool you make of yourself. HA!

Anonymous said...

Anon--

Did I hurt your feelings honey? Is that why you are lashing out? Sweetheart, it is ok, I know deep down you are just hurting from something that happened to you. (HUG) Baby it is really ok, just let it out, let it all out -- you just say whatever you need to say to get it out, and I will be right here with a big (HUG)

Clint said...

Wow calling me clit and making a fat joke, I'm hurt. My life is not going to be the same because some pussy who won't even put his name on his comments called me fat. I might as well take my life because I will never recover from this.

Anonymous said...

You're mistaken, Clint. It wasn't a fat joke, it was a blindingly obvious statement of fact. You are fat. You have many chins. You should be eating less and exercising more. And I don't know who made the Clit reference, but 'twas I who made the fat comment and I'm female.

I'm sure you've heard PLENTY of fat jokes in your life and probably aren't affected by them anymore, right? Do you embrace your fatness, Clint?

A concerned anon said...

So the following predictable catagories of putdowns have so far surfaced: sluttiness, stupidness, fatness....you seem to be forgetting mental illness -- that is a NESS you have yet to venture into -- my guess would probably be that is hits a little to close to home. Lets see, these posts do have an obvious element of mania in them. I am sure you have bouts of depression, I would hazard to guess bipolar who is off meds. How did I do?

My guess is your unmedicated response will be a host of witty insults revolving around my lack of intellect, or you will find a new predictable catagory to put me in, so see if you can manage original response to this post, or better yet, just take you pills and shut the fuck up. I know the pills make you feel disconnected and like a zombie, but the serve a purpose -- which is to spare the public.

Anonymous said...

Dear Anus - If she didn't want to blow him, why did she?

Dear anal-onymous - Dating and fucking random people are not the same. If she wants to talk about dating, let's hear about the nice dinners and romantic things she did.
If I want to hear about blowjobs and screwing, I'll go to a porn site.

Anonymous said...

Is twoboys4me an aspiration?

Anonymous said...

Wow. It seems everyone here is a dumbass. All too entertaining. The owner of the blog is an in the closet whore. One of her friends is in fat denial. Another one doesn't know what bipolar is. It's like being virtually surrounded by circus idiots.

Anonymous said...

Concerned: wow, you must hold a PhD in psychotherapy. Impressive, although your efforts are seriously misguided. Perhaps you should consider using your wondrous talents on woo. She seems like QUITE a project!

Anonymous said...

P.S. If you're going to insult someone, you should probably consider using some facts; much like I do when I comment upon woo and Clint. Woo is in fact an easy skank and Clint is in fact fat (and apparently VERY lonely).

concerned anon said...

Anon you are right, I am not bipolar, so I can just speak from non-personal experience and knowledge.

Since you have personal knowledge, why don't you educate and enlighten us all. Bipolar is an extremely misunderstood illness, and people who are not familair with the illness often just think the sufferer is a crazy, unstable pyschopath who has a plethora of social issues, fear of rejection, depression, and unstopable mania (which often presents itself just as you have here -- where you have left dozens and dozens of comments, some right after the other, often full of rants and uncomprehensible "insights" and all professing a superhuman superiority over others).

This is your chance to help spread the word, and help people fully undestand the illness that plagues you. Tell us how it makes you feel -- how you spiral uncontrollably -- tell us all about it -- educate us.

Anonymous said...

I think it's funny that you ASSume all these comments are from one person.

These are the best comments EVER said...

HAHAHA -- I would rather be a dumb fat whore than a crazy psychopath!!!

HAHAHA ANON is CRAZY!! I am sorry, was that insensitive and -- I meant ANON IS MENTALLY ILL!!!

Dumbest People Ever said...

Wow I'm glad that people know how to use intelligent thought and not just name calling. I thought this skill was gone in the world. Thanks for relaving my fears that there was no intelligent thought left in the world.

bip anon said...

Concerned Ahole-non,
Allow me to educate you, who is now backpeddling so fast it's like Woody's Three Yards and a Cloud of Dust.
Anyone who thinks they get what bipolar is without having it, really doesn't have a clue. I won't even take the time to explain to you how bad it really does suck. So before you start calling people bipolar simply because they're making an observation, get a clue. It's a disease that's almost ended my life 3 times, asshole. And just because your friend is being called out on her promiscuity, doesn't mean someone forgot to take their meds.

L8

concerned anon said...

Why would I be back peddling – I just made a correct diagnosis simply based on my “observations” of your actions -- just like you called woo-woo a whore based on your “observation” of her actions. Please tell me how it is any different? Woo-woo wrote her story for all to read, just as you did, I THOUGHT that anyone with half a clue could see you were bipolar, just like you THOUGHT anyone will half a clue will come to the conclusion that woo-woo is a whore – we were just both pointing out the obvious – right? (Now to address the obvious response you will make to this post right off the bat -- I am sure “you” will reply that “you” were not the one making all the comments, or that there were dozens of anons who made the actually posts about woo-woo being a whore, but lets not kid ourselves, there is a constant theme to most (albeit, not all, and once again pretty obvious to tell), and the language used and way it is written makes it pretty evident which anon was which – “Woody’s Three Yards and a Cloud of Dust” and “Hotdog down a hallway”, seriously, --also the fact it took you so long to work up a response speaks volumes -- go ahead and deny it, but oneliners are who you are, and we all know who you are.)

Here was my point -- To quote you “So before you start calling people bipolar simply because they're making an observation, get a clue” – lets change a few words “So before you start calling people A WHORE simply because they're BRAVE ENOUGH TO SHARE THEIR LIFE EXPIERIENCES, get a clue.” There is absolutely no point to being hurtful and judgmental – which was what I demonstrated by calling you bipolar. I do sympathize with you, and you are right, I have no idea what it is like because I am not bipolar – therefore I should not judge you or stereotype you – that would be wrong. Now, unless you are an almost divorced mother of twins who has gone through a horribly emotionally scarring experience and is now just attempting to “live a little”, you should not have judged woo-woo either. Being nasty and mean-spirited serves absolutely no purpose. Why judge people when the only thing that is accomplished is hurting someone? Here is a mantra for you, and one I promise will serve you well in life and with your illness -- Some “observations” are better kept to ourselves.

I sincerely do apologize to anyone I might have offended, it was never my intention to trivialize mental illness, or bipolar. I enjoy reading about woo-woo, I don’t know her, and most of her life I cannot relate to at all, but I still enjoy the fact she is brave enough to let complete strangers into her life for a peek, all I wanted to do was preserve her forum, by demonstrating that negativity can hurt people and make people shut parts of themselves off, and I just hope these comments that woo-woo has had to endure will not do this and she will keep sharing with us.

Anonymous said...

Concerned, you are an idiot. The hotdog down a hallway comment was mine (actually I borrowed it fromm another friend), however, the post to which you just repsonded was not. Perhaps you should take a moment to consider that more than one (in fact, more than three) people have responded here as anonymous. Just because we all happen to spell correctly and use proper grammar does not mean we are all the same person (although having a working grasp of the English language seems to be rare among woo's regular readers; I can see why you'd be quick to spot the similarities). Maybe woo should check her stats -- I bet she'll see IP addresses from all over the country leaving comments.

Woo has clearly identified herself as a whore. That is a fact. She's easy, she'll stick any dick in her that happens to come along (whether she's interested or not) and she prefers the trashy kind of loser guys the rest of the world's women reject. Yet somehow she's proud of herself. She's proud of the fact that she's not much more than a glory hole for desperate men. That's a clear indicator of being at the bottom of the white trash heap, being so proud of one's shortcomings.

So, concerned, if you want to act like a little detective, why don't you actually investigate a little instead of making more of an idiot of yourself with your ridiculous assumptions.

Anonymous said...

Concerned - Not my comments. Don't really care about this whole thing. Just thought I would chime in about

Anonymous said...

con't:
the ridiculousness of this whole thing. Led by you.

Anonymous said...

This is getting really confusing. Maybe comments should be closed for this post?

Woo is a whore. The end.

Are you ok? said...

Dude, you really are sick, you are not fooling anyone here. You are obviously experiencing some form of mania or something -- are you going to be ok? Kinda seems like you are going off the deepend here. It is just a blog dude, it is ok really.

Anonymous said...

Who the hell are you talking to?

Anonymous said...

Sounds like we know who is OBVIOUSLY the crazy one.

Anonymous said...

Are you OK? -

Who are you talking to?
You need to clarify that. Otherwise, you're just talking to yourself and that makes you the wackjob.

ClintFan said...

Clint- I think you are hot. Skinnier guys are lame. YOu have it going on. Disregard that persons comments. I dont know you but you are cool.

Woo's Pussy said...

Now serving #742.

Neeeeeeext...

Anonymous said...

Oh lookie, Clit's mom stopped by.