Tuesday, September 13, 2005

Lines to use on the HOT UPS guy...

1- I'd like to find out what "brown" can do for me.

2- Do you offer personal demonstrations of what "brown" can do for me?

3- I'd like to request a special delivery of your package.

4- When do you accept deliveries? I've got a special package for you.

5- Is there enough room in your truck for a package that requires special handling?

9 comments:

Johnny said...

just stick it in my box...

(although i stole that from charlie's angels)

:D

Eunice said...

Love it. I'm cracking up. :)

I wish our UPS guy was hot.

GA girl said...

The whole brown thing might make him think you are into anal...

monkees.package said...

I've got a box for you, too :o

You handled my package, its only fair I handle your package.

Ddot the King said...

I agree with ga girl. Either that or only Black guys. anyway i like this page. I'm also a twin so that makes it better! I'll be back!

Jomama said...

I remember when I was a teenager, all of the UPS guys I saw were hot. I don't know if I was just boy crazy or what, but I used to go crazy whenever I saw that van driving down the street. Not so much anymore though :(

Danielle said...

haaaaaaaaaaaaaa!! THATS ALL I CAN SAY, HYSTERICAL!!!

PB said...

I'd ask him if he wanted to see what was under my pink stained night gown.

Celebrate Woo-Woo said...

Possessed bitch...that would be a frightening sight, I'm sure;>